quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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