Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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