So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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