I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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