And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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