If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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