I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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