how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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