Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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