The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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