You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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