you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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