i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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