JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just had sex on a roof
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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