Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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