She said her name was "party"
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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