ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just pee around me
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Randomize
