i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
there is glitter all over my balls
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