wanna go halves on a baby?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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