whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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