i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I need a burrito and a hug.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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