im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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