forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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