so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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