Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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