When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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