It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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