I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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