apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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