love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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