Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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