its not stalking. its research.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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