That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just high enough for therapy.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
