My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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