You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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