thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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