1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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