dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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