What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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