I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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