is wine microwaveable?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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