People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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