I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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