its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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