Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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