i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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