he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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