i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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