We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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