all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Holy sore nipples Batman
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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