Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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