I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I deserve this hangover.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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