Dual....:-)
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
pray to the hookup gods
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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