stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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