Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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