I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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