Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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